The Great 2013 Spider Invasion

I hate spiders.  I hate snakes, but I don't see as many of them as I do spiders.  I don't get all girly and scream or anything when I see one, but really big ones, like the ones I found outside my house tonight, make me cringe.  So I'm not panicking yet, and don't call out the Marines, but.... I believe the Great Spider Invasion of the Summer of 2013 (I may have to shorten that for marketing reasons...) has started!

I'm currently on the "web" (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) trying to figure out what we have here.  There are three of these suckers hanging out next to my front porch.  That is one big honking web!